We're a group for people who have given up on life, but still have a few screws loose.
Join us for our weekly meetings where we discuss our failures and share our disappointment.
Don't worry, we won't judge you for your poor life choices.
To provide a safe space for people to vent, complain, and generally wallow in their own misery.
To offer advice on how to waste even more of your time and money.
To serve as a reminder that giving up is not only an option, but a viable life strategy.
We're not a cult, but we're not not a cult either.
Our meetings are held in the abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main.
Just look for the broken vending machine and the smell of despair.
"Giving Up Is Not Just A Choice, It's A Lifestyle."
(Or, you know, just a really good excuse)